Writer's Block: Deal or No Deal

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Of course, I'm about 20 years too old for Sam.

If you believe in intelligent design...

...you 1.) are a moron; 2.) have never had migraines (which I'm having now).

If G-d designed the human body, He also designed the 70s Pinto in the same batch.