Something Awful doesn't want any more. I do, though.

Something Awful already took their submissions for crazy kids or crazy things kids did in elementary and middle school.

However, stories like this are both funny and nostalgic. Every school had a Ralph Wiggum - who was yours, and what were some funny and/or weird behavior by kids there?

I'll start - this one kid in kindergarten was known for always acting up, and was obsessed with the word "poopie". (For some reason, I remember him going on and on saying "Poopie into your pants" over and over until the teachers made him leave the room.

Well, we were playing cops and robbers in the activity room, which included an indoor jungle gym. I was the cop, and cornered him, pointing my finger at him like a gun. Having watched lots of cop shows on tv (my parents weren't hippies), I yelled "FREEZE" at him.

He promptly bit me in the forearm.

(I have more stories - you tell me yours, I tell more of mine! Deal?)