Do they let you see them put the needles in?
Yes, but I don't look.

Is the therapist a hot asian girl or someone who looks like they should be selling Gremlins in chinatown?
He's a wisecracking youngish Chinese guy. I will not trust hippies with my knee.

Do they stab or weasle the pointers in there?
Stabby, stabby!

And your insurance actually pays for it??
Some of it....there are limited alternative medicine benefits in my plan.