Apr. 22nd, 2010

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1. Stay in bed all day. No use even turning on the lights, let alone going to work.
2. To conserve water, pee directly into the sewer.
3. Homeless man with bag of cans + public transportation = crazy environmental!
4. One-use condoms are so wasteful!
5. Only use bismuth shot (not lead) when hunting endangered species.
6. No more gasoline fights (a la Zoolander)!
7. Re-use paper. I'm writing a letter to my uncle (in prison for identity theft) on the back of my 2000 tax return.
8. If you see giant spools of wire or large pipes on the ground, make sure they get recycled! (Then again, my uncle might be in prison for stealing those things...)
9. Instead of importing wine from far-off places like Australia or Yamhill County, make wine in the toilet with Hi-C and moldy bread. (Another prison trick...)
10. Three words: Plutonium-powered car. (2 1/2 words?)

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